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    No synthetic fragrances. Just 100% natural essential oils in everything we make.

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    The soft hair, clean skin, fresh smell you expect, without the added junk.

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Overall really like the products — especially the body wash. Only minor gripe is the pump bottle. In the shower I’d rather a squeeze bottle since pumping takes more time with wet hands. But, the formulas are excellent and my scalp feels healthier than it has in a long time, so I’ll keep using it.
Lamar T
Mississauga
Made the switch to GUCK bc the bottle said “Not Poison” haha. Sticking with it bc it works.
Keegan
Brampton
I’m picky about what I put on my skin and scalp, so I actually google ingredients and this one holds up. Shampoo lathers well, scent is subtle but really clean, and my hair doesn’t feel stripped after. Been using it daily for a few weeks and I’m sold.
Mark L.
Toronto
Finally!!! A clean deodorant for men that actually works!!! Bonus smells better then the hippie stuff I was using before.
Brock
Ottawa
First thing my partner said was ‘you smell good, but not like cologne.’ That’s basically the perfect review. Clean, normal scent and my skin feels better after the shower. Big fan of the no-nonsense approach.
Alex R.
Hamilton
My husband and son love all your products, thanks GUCK
Jenn
Kingston
I’ve had sensitive skin forever and most ‘men’s’ products wreck me. GUCK has been surprisingly gentle — no irritation, no dryness.
Daniel S.
Montreal
GUCK nailed the scent — noticeable but not too much
Ali
Markham
I grabbed this expecting another overhyped men’s brand. Turns out it’s actually good. Clean ingredients and everything just works the way it should.
Andrew F.
Waterloo
Surprisingly good lather for a healthy brand, and the scent was great.
Stephen
Moncton
I like that this brand actually explains why they made the product the way they did. Shampoo and body wash both work really well, rinse clean, and don’t leave buildup. Packaging looks good in the shower too, which sounds dumb, but it matters.”
Ben K.
Toronto
Honestly bought it because the bottle made me laugh, didn’t expect to actually love the product too
Tyler
Richmond
First thing my partner said was ‘you smell good, but not like cologne.’ That’s basically the perfect review. Clean, normal scent and my skin feels better after the shower. Big fan of the no-nonsense approach.
Alex R.
Hamilton
Best upgrade from your drugstore 3-in-1
Best upgrade from your drugstore 3-in-1
Most effective way to not smell weird
Most effective way to not smell weird
Easiest way to make people think you have your life together
Easiest way to make people think you have your life together
Lowest-effort self-care routine
Lowest-effort self-care routine
Best shower products for guys who don’t think about shower products
Best shower products for guys who don’t think about shower products
For people who hate product descriptions
For people who hate product descriptions
Probably recommended by 4 out of 5 beer league hockey teams
Probably recommended by 4 out of 5 beer league hockey teams
Most likely to get compliments from strangers
Most likely to get compliments from strangers
Be the normallest smelling guy in the room
Be the normallest smelling guy in the room
Least likely to smell like a gym bag
Least likely to smell like a gym bag
Least likely to require a 12-step shower philosophy
Least likely to require a 12-step shower philosophy
Best for people who think self-care is a scam
Best for people who think self-care is a scam
Most likely to replace your whole shower caddy
Most likely to replace your whole shower caddy
Voted #1 by armpits
Voted #1 by armpits
For people who finally got sick of smelling like a middle schooler
For people who finally got sick of smelling like a middle schooler
Least likely to be endorsed by a shirtless guy doing pull-ups in the woods
Least likely to be endorsed by a shirtless guy doing pull-ups in the woods
Official soap of guys who finally stopped using shampoo as body wash
Official soap of guys who finally stopped using shampoo as body wash
Most likely to ruin you for hotel toiletries forever
Most likely to ruin you for hotel toiletries forever
Smells like a compliment you didn’t see coming
Smells like a compliment you didn’t see coming
Least likely to smell like “Adventure Blast” or “Glacier Rage”
Least likely to smell like “Adventure Blast” or “Glacier Rage”
Most likely to make you sniff your own shirt later
Most likely to make you sniff your own shirt later
Best enjoyed between questionable decisions
Best enjoyed between questionable decisions
Most likely to be mistaken for cologne in a good way
Most likely to be mistaken for cologne in a good way
Easiest way to do a glow-up
Easiest way to do a glow-up
Used by 9 out of 10 guys who own a $200 cooler
Used by 9 out of 10 guys who own a $200 cooler
Best way to get rid of “Shinny stink”
Best way to get rid of “Shinny stink”
Recommended by guys who need to say “lefty loosey, righty tighty”
Recommended by guys who need to say “lefty loosey, righty tighty”
For guys who know leg day means washing them
For guys who know leg day means washing them
Bare minimum never smelled so good
Bare minimum never smelled so good

FAQ

Where can I get my hands on GUCK?

You've found the spot. The best place to shop the full GUCK lineup is right here on our website.

What ingredients do you use in your products?

Every single ingredient we use is listed clearly on each product page. No scroll-hunting. No fine print. Nothing hidden.

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes - we offer free shipping across Canada on all orders over $45 (before tax and after discounts).
Load up, check out, and we’ll cover the rest.

How long does shipping take within Canada?

Orders are processed, packed, and shipped in 1-3 business days. Once your order ships, it typically arrives in 3-7 business days via standard ground shipping.
As soon as it ships, we’ll send you a confirmation email with tracking info so you can keep an eye on it.

Do you ship outside of Canada?

Not yet — but we're working on it.If you're outside of Canada, sign up to be the first to know when GUCK drops in your country. Trust us, your shower will thank you.

What’s your return policy?

We’ll gladly take back any unused product in its original condition within 30 days of purchase for a full refund — no questions asked.
Just note, you’ll be responsible for return shipping. Once we get the product back, we’ll process your refund right away.
See more info HERE.

Can anyone use GUCK products?

Absolutely. Our products are made for anyone who wants clean, effective care — no matter who you are or what you’re working with.